This is a photograph of me from high school taken probably around 14 or so years ago. I have no memory of posing for this photograph, but it's probably the best photo of me I have in terms of being interesting, so I decided to make it my identification. The quality is compromised a little because I don't have a scanner and used a digital camera; I'll have to get a scanner eventually and re-upload everything. I didn't take the picture, obviously, and have no idea who did, or how I ended up having a copy of it. The original was damaged slightly in that one corner had the emulsion melted off, probably by a glass of hot liquid being placed on the photograph at some point accidentally. I tried to photo edit the damaged area out digitally, but discovered I had to compromise the quality of the rest of the image to do it, so I cropped it out instead.
Obviously, I don't look like this anymore. Pretend I'm a stellar body and about 14 or so light years away from you.